Dear those who need to hear it,

We’d like to be your friends sometimes too you know, not every girl is trying to become your love interest.


The Female Gender




pros to dating me:

  • i’ll actually respond to ur text
  • u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
  • we can hold hands
  • butt touches
  • cuddles? ? ? yes good
  • i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
  • u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
  • smooches

100% accurate!

Yeah bscly

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hey girl do what you please
I do


hey girl do what you please

I do

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tanianita replied to your post “x”

Most allies believe that because they heard it somewhere, they didn’t just make it up so they can feel better about themselves… so i dunno, maybe we could just inform them it stands for asexual? Instead of being tad rude about it?

That snarky post was actually targeted at our fellow GSRM peers, not allies specifically. I can understand if an ally is misinformed, but what really makes me seethe is when fellow queer people (usually gay men or lesbian women) engage in blatant asexual erasure and coddling and nurturing of entitlement in allies by saying this kind of nonsense, when they should very definitely know better by now… especially if they’re members of an LGBTQIA support group, as was the case that made me write that post.

Oh ok, that explains it then. I didn’t even know that was a thing, I figured a mistake like that was usually made by us allies (based on having corrected about 3 gazillion people).

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You cant date me or kiss me or look at me until you fully understand that I am entirely psychotic and will probably ruin your life

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Good to know I’m not the only one! Fucking annoying, isn’t it?



Ok, so apparently every time I post some racy pictures (I sound like an 80 year old, but I don’t care), someone unfollows me. Of course it’s your right to do so. Of course it’s (most likely) not personal. And of course I’m not hurt.

Having said that…

Hello random visitor! Welcome to my blog! Have a seat, and please spare me 2 minutes of your time. I promise it will save us some heartbreak in the future.
Here are some tips on whether you should follow this blog or not:

  1. If you’re not old enough to know what a cock/pussy is, don’t follow this blog.
  2. If you’re not old enough to see a cock/pussy, don’t follow this blog.
  3. If you’re old enough but still don’t want to see some cock/pussy, don’t follow this blog.


  1. There will be photos/gifs of naked females on this blog
  2. There will be photos/gifs of naked males on this blog
  3. There will be photos/gifs of heterosexual activities on this blog
  4. There will be photos/gifs of homosexual activities on this blog


  • I’m a “post what the fuck I feel like posting” kinda blogger. DON’T FUCKING FOLLOW ME BASED ON ONE PAGE. If you don’t take the time to check a couple pages, and you end up thinking this is a Disney blog but you get a penis on your dash instead… well, you had it coming (no pun intended).
  • I curse like a sailor.
  • I tell it like it is.
  • My sense of humour is seriously fucked up.

Thank you for your time, I hope to see you soon.

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tumblr sucks

My inbox is fucked up and I’m pretty sure 75% of what I ask people is not being delivered. So if I haven’t answered you, or left a conversation unfinished, please know I’m not ignoring you!! Blame tumblr.

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.


Such light

Very mist

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.


Such light

Very mist

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Life troubleshooting


Enjoy the small things in life.

When life takes a huge dump on the bowl of soup that is your life, and time, like the gentle mother - who never really loved you - force feeds it to you, you really have to learn to punch it in the face. Take a deep breath. Another. Stop everything. Breathe.



*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

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